130 - The Rake

Episode 130 • March 13, 2023 • 00:36:56
130 - The Rake
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130 - The Rake

Mar 13 2023 | 00:36:56

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Show Notes

No, not the garden tool! The Rake is a creature born of internet lore, on all places 4Chan. The post read as follows: Here’s what we’ve got so far: Humanoid, about six feet tall when standing, but usually crouches and walks on all fours. It has very pale skin. The face is blank. As in, no nose, no mouth. However, it has three solid green eyes, one in the middle of its forehead, and the other two on either side of its head, towards the back. Usually seen in front yards in suburban areas. Usually just watches the observer, but will stand up and attack if approached. When it attacks, a mouth opens up, as if a hinged skull that opens at the chin. Reveals many tiny, but dull teeth. It started as a joke, but quickly turned into a popular creature to talk about. It became so popular in fact that we now have hundreds upon thousands of videos of apparent sightings.

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