You have watched that television show where very athletic people try to get through an obstacle course and one person wins every five years. That winning person is not a person, it is a Spring Boy! Also, Elizabeth has never seen The Gummy Bears tv show!
You know Dasher, Dancer, Pranser, Vixin, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen...but do you recall, the most famous Holiday scare of all? Drones! That's right...
The king of social distancing returns to give the world the distraction it needs.
Sometime during the Muromachi period in Ancient Japan (1336-1573) there was a poet by the name of Sōgi. He claimed that he saw a...