In which we confirm that old people make all of us uncomfortable.
According to the Cryptid Wiki, "The Kelly–Hopkinsville encounter, also known as the Hopkinsville Goblins Case, and to a lesser extent the Kelly Green Men...
Join Little Orphan Annie, Luigi Mario, a Shirtless Alex Jones, Axel Foley, and Reverend Jim as they bound off on a Dungeons and Dragons...
Go to sleep. That's the last words you will hear if you're being stalked by the entity known as Jeff the Killer. A victim...